Possibly the funniest Daily Heil article ever (and... →
Apparently liberalism is genetic, don’t-you-know. No doubt the Mail’s science editors are looking into a sterilisation programme as we speak.
A [book] launch can be a bit like a wedding without the tears and the sniping...– Jane Wenham-Jones, Wannabe a Writer We’ve Heard Of? (Actually, mine had both…)
I hated school, I hated school. And I didn’t realize why. I thought I was…I was,...– Andrew Garfield (via fuckyeahandrewgarfield, sunfranciscan)
The Smiths - How Soon Is Now?
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘Oh Lord, make...– Voltaire
Another Rowan-Atkinson-as-a-cheesy-crooner moment. For some reason the country seems to be in a bit of a 1980s mood at the moment, so this seemed apt.
See? Box of frogs.
Clearly as mad as a box of frogs. Gotta love Kate.
As 85-year-old Margaret Thatcher lies in hospital with a respiratory complaint (flu, unfortunately, not pneumonia), all I can think of is this…
Vegetarians do NOT eat fish! Are you a... →
As a longstanding vegetarian and now a vegan, it drives me insane when people claim to be vegetarian but eat fish. Your diet is your choice, but you don’t get to redefine words to describe it. If you eat seafood but no other meat, you are a pescetarian. You are a pescetarian. YOU ARE A PESCETARIAN. Capische?
Your Tax Form Explained by Bill Bryson →
It’s that time of year again…
Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: “shoot ‘em all and let God...– Marge Simpson
Nick Cave - Jack the Ripper